Gremlins and Fish

Nothing soothes a broken heart
like a chocolate mocha 

So I dated Swedish Chocolate, yes, the man. It was great. We went on romantic outings, he kissed my forehead, he gave me cute nicknames, told me he loved me, yadda yadda. Then he broke up with me for another girl. He started dating her like 2 days after me. They post pictures on Facebook by the hour. Skipped school today because I'm so down about it. People keep saying how cute they are together and it makes me want to scream. I'm done dating musically talented, little shrimps, that I can pick up and throw. I want a man who acts like a man. I just wish I had a boyfriend that I could dangle in his face. I hate sitting around and moping while he's at school holding her hand. He never posted anything about us dating on Facebook but as soon as he starts dating her, he feels the need to tell the whole world. I hope she breaks his heart. I hope he breaks hers. I hope something bad happens so that they realize that their relationship is a bad idea. I'm really annoyed sorry for ranting. This is more of an update rather than an actual blog post. So the quest for love continues...again. I need to re work my list of requirements. Musical talent is coming off the list and athletic ability is going on. Going for the manly men now. New end of the spectrum. He also can't get winded from walking up the stairs. I want someone I can drag on hikes and trips to foreign countries.
OH YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT! I'M GETTING INTERVIEWED FOR A NEWSPAPER!! SO TAKE THAT WORLD!! My Gremlin of an ex boyfriend can date that girl with the fish eyes all he wants! I have an interview! Whoop!