To Land a Man in 2 Weeks

My life has been a total roller coaster of emotion lately. Some days I am totally happy and everything is going awesome but then the next day it seems like everything is just terrible. No, I am not bipolar for all of you out there who are trying to psychoanalyze me. I am just a teenage girl. I discovered today that the fish (my ex's girlfriend that he dumped me for) can sing. I hate that she's better than me. Don't get me wrong, I don't miss him, I miss the happy relationship. He broke my heart and hurt my pride. Oh well, at least I can be satisfied by my TV interview next week. I'm going to be on the news. I just wish he felt my pain. I still haven't found anyone to drag to my upcoming jazz concert. It's 2 weeks away.
I smell like sweat. I hate this sweater.
I have a few guys that I am thinking of right now...

1. Mister Mourning
Tall blonde with beautiful eyes and a sweet personality. He has a vehicle which would be awesome but he has been recently dumped and it would be near impossible to convince him even if I mentioned it was a totally platonic date

2. Muscle Man
He's 24 so this would be nothing more than a friendship thing. He works with my mom as a nurse. Nursing can be considered a noble profession? Whatever, I don't buy into those sexist stereotypes. He's hot and has a car, but since there is no possible chance of romance I'm not sure I want to go with him

3. The Invisible One
I've never actually seen him in real life and don't actually know if he has a vehicle. I know that he's attractive and into music. We don't talk much but I'm not excluding him from my list

4. Cupcake In a Cup Boy

Coffee Cupcake
While not a drink, I thought it best fit today's theme 

He sits behind me in math and I've used my best flirting on him. Everyday I ask him what he made in his cooking class the previous hour. He's single for sure because I used one of my best lines: "Your girlfriend is lucky to have a man who can cook for her." He totally blushed and admitted to being single. Not sure if he has a car though. He also has short teeth. Is that a reason not to like someone? I'm keeping him as a possibility

To the person who left me a comment:
Although I appreciate you taking the time to leave me a message I don't think I can just let love happen. Nothing has been accomplished by doing nothing. Love doesn't just happen. You have to go and find it. While just waiting for it to happen seems like the more desirable, poetic option, life isn't just going to find me a soul mate. I have to go find him. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have four viable options and two weeks!