Friday, August 23, 2013

When The People We Are Told To Look Up To, Look Down Upon Us

So the coach was kind of annoyed with the Varsity Cheerleaders because they had been saying rude stuff about the Junior Varsity Squad. She said that if she ever saw it again they would be kicked off the squad. I happen to be on the JV team but that's totally fine with me because it's my first year so I'm not very good yet. I personally don't think you should get any chances if you are insulting the lower team. We are all cheerleaders. It's actually weird how much real life is like the movies. I thought cheerleading was just a fun sport to do, a sport filled with peppy people who have school spirit, not a place where girls are acutally getting made fun of for not being the best. The coach also talked about how the Varsity girls should be role models for the JV. I will never look up to them. I don't want to be some girl who is mean to girls because they aren't good enough. I'm tired off this whole wall put between the teams. We should all being cheering on the same side of the football field. We should all be going to the beach together. We are all a team. Next year I or my team mates might not be on the JV team. It won't be fun for us knowing the cheerleaders we're having bake sales and sleep overs with were recently making fun of us. I used to idolize the cheerleaders. I wanted to try to see the good in everything and make people smile but I can't make other people smile if I'm busy trying to get my own team to smile. Non of the girls in JV really want to be on JV because of how unfairly we are being treated. It's sad to think that girls today are giving up their dreams because other people made them feel inferior. If I ever organize JV events they won't be just for JV girls. These events will be for anyone who wants to go. The won't be JV only. Nothing will have the word "only" in the name.
It's actually awkward for me because last year I didn't think bullying exsisted. I thought that the person getting picked on had just pissed off the other person. In some cases that is true but not all the time. Now I get picked on for no reason other than the fact that my vertical is.... well.... not very vertical. Bullying will never stop and sometimes we'll just have to suck it up. It just kind of hurts to know that the people we are suposed to be looking up to are looking down on us.
Sorry my blog was so short today. I wasn't planning on it but I saw an email that our coach sent out and needed to speak my feelings.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Bras, Panties and Oh it's Random Monday

In girl scout camp a couple of years ago a woman game to us and talked about barn owls. She said if we litter in the streets, the rats will eat the garbage, the owls will eat the rats and then the cars will hit the owls. Dead owl. So I asked her if we could throw our trash into the field. My humor has always been quite dry and teachers have never really liked it. Infact instead of doing my summer homework I'm going to write a detailed paper about how smart people shouldn't have to do summer homework while the kids who barely try in school get tp enjoy their summer. How the hell is that fair? So my grade drops 7%, who cares? They appreciate my hard work and good grades but they don't like my random out burts or my papers that they find "inapropriate. In 7th grade I wrote a paper questioning why God loved prostitutes and no homosexuals. Or in 8th grade when I wrote a paper about the school dress code being way to flexable. What is up with leggings without covering their butts? To much saggy butt syndrome. I can't stand walking up the steps behind a girl with water balloons where her ass should be. I hate to sound like my mother but sluts get layed, ladies get real relationships. No gentalmen wants a women who isn't just as proper. Also those v-necks aren't cute! I can't tell you how to dress but v-necks give the saggy boob look and it's gross.
Speaking of saggy boobs my grandma is in town. Wow, she is a bright ray of sunshine. Except she doesn't like me, she doesn't like me and oh yeah, she doesn't like me. She wanted to take tons of pictures with my brother and his football gear but when I offer to take a picture of me in my cheer uniform she just ignores me. My cousin wants to go to Broadway. My grandma takes her to Broadway. I want to go to Canada. I have to PAY FOR IT. It isn't cheap either. My cousin is much more special than me because she graduated a semester earlier. Oh great she gets to skip prom! I'm so proud. I try so hard to be good and make her proud but everything I do is wrong. We were at the horse track and if I would have placed bets on all the races I would have made a total of $47.60 but I didn't have the money to place the bets so I just circled my bets. My brother made about $13. My grandma bragged to everyone there how great my brother is at picking horsses. He picked because he liked the colors.Thanks Grandma.
Woah it's cold in here. Anywho I have a  athletic physical tomorrow. I was filling out the sheet and it asked me how many times I got my period in the last year. Who the hell counts? Like who tallies it. Oh looks like it's my fourth period so far this year. How is my period going to affect my athletic ability? I hate when they make me strip down and wear those hospital robes. My butt hangs out the back. Why do they have to touch me in my no no area anyway? I can tell you when something is wrong. I know when I'm feeling out of sorts. I don't need someone else to tell me. Sometimes I even get a male doctor. I know he's my doctor but I don't feel bad about being uncomfortable when an old man touches me. I hate to be rude.
Speaking of rude people. People at school can be so rude. Like one day we were waiting for the bus and these girls were calling eachother ratchet and all of a sudden they were ripping eachothers' hair out. That night it was posted on the internet. There have been so many fights posted on the internet lately. And one time this boy just came up to me and told me I need to wash my hair and wash my face and take off those combat boots (they were not combat boots!) Is everyone in the world like this? Is it just my school? I need to move. I have never watched movies, read books, or heard anyone talk about people so rude. I've never done anything to this boy. He isn't so angel faced either but I would never say that to his face. I chose to take the proper aproach and stick gum under his foot when he wasn't looking. Atleast I had a reason. My teacher said she had a breath problem because of a medication she was talking (BS) but these girls teased her about it all the time. Whenever she would yell at them they would wave their hand infront of their noses. Like really is that nessesary? I guess I won't understand the minds of people.
There is this guy at school that pats himself on the back for knowing people. I bet he couldn't tell me why poeple are so rude. He's more rude than anyone. He wouldn't like me until I got a boyfriend and then he would start liking me again. Whatever though I have a new crush. I mean he has a girlfriend and is much older than I am but he's so adorable! I'm so glad this blog is a secret. I love random Mondays. They happen to be a wonderful type of random.
Sorry about my ranting but today is random Monday when I will talk about a bunch of random subjects that I need to just you know, talk about. Tell me what you think about my ideas. I love comments. It's my favorite thing ever. I like talking. As you can see.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

These are a Few of My Least Favorite Things

I went to the wedding yesterday. I didn't know like anyone so it was really awkward. For a little bit I was the only one at my tabke, toasting to the air. Atleast I got to dress up. My dad didn't ask about the slip when I got home so I guess that was also good. I feel a little bad because I mostly just sat there and sampled cupcakes but I don't dance alone. Other than that wonderful experience, I'm typing this at 8 in the morning at church on my phone. When I post this it will probably be later at night though. I'm too tired to help out today. Help. I love God but sometimes this church, this act doesn't work for me. When you talk to some of the people here it's like talking to a fairy tale. In life you can't get what you want by just praying and singing really annoying pop christian songs. How does that help anybody? Karma is my life right now. Anyone else?
Speaking of which I need to be less shy here. I haven't said more than "okay" and "yeah" to anyone all morning. I'll just blame my genetics like I usually do. My face is large; genetics. I sleep to much; genetics. Eventually I start to blame everything on genetics. I turn in my homework late; genetics. I have so many cavities; genetics. I'm weird; genetics. It's a lot more simple to blame them.
Way to many things to talk about today including my crush. I talk about that stuff way to much though. It would be less tempting if he weren't standing like 2 feet away from me with his beautiful girlfriend. I'll talk more about it when my emotions are more stable and I don't feel like falling asleep every 5 minutes. I can barely keep my eyes open anymore. Sigh. Anyway, Happy No Thanks-Giving. Since I'm emotionally unstable I decided to dedicate this blog post to all of those little things that make life a little less livable. Don't get me wrong I love life most of the time. The rest of it are days like today. Anyway, in elementary every year we would make a poem using the letters in Thanksgiving. So here is my No Thanks-Giving poem. Enjoy:
N- Neighbors with an attitude
O- Overly excited people in unexciting situations

T-Teeth whitener that doesn't whiten
H- Hiccuping uncontrollably
A- Annoying brothers
N-Noises from the body
K- Kitties with claws
S- Santa not being real
G- Giant bugs
I- Illness that involves vomitting/bloating
V-Vomitting
I- Icy side walks
N- Nics from shaving
G- GGHGAiurioufijdfhskjfsdhfa cats laying on my keyboard

I thought it was quite creative compared to my poem in 1st grade. I'll spare you the details. I wish my holiday was longer so I could add more list of things I can't stand. Oh wait, it's my blog. I do what I want:
  • When my mom and step dad flirt
  • When popular and smart girls talk to me like I'm stupid
  • People judging me by my hair color
  • Pesamistic people
  • Competitive people
  • When my mom describes in detail how work went (she's a nurse)
  • Slow internet
  • When people stay over night and don't hey up the next morning
  • People who are always calm
  • Traffic that makes you late for your best friend's mom's wedding
  • Stalkers
  • Slips
  • Jealousy
  • Boring books
  • Movies in general
  • The word "gland"
  • Awkward silence
  • Thongs
  • Sweat
  • Water without bubbles
  • Cold showers
  • Insane fan girls
  • Farts or farting
  • Burpies
  • Skinny jeans with tennis shoes
  • Summer homework
  • Being really tired
  • Physical conditioning
  • Bacon lip balm
  • The smell of beer
  • Sea food
  • phy ed
So that is my wonderful list. I hope I'm in a better mood so I can write something nicer. I would love to hear some of your least favorite things to. Please comment. Ask me questions!! Anything. Except not homework questions. Sorry who ever sent the question about the triangles. Btw the answer is 67. Good luck with the summer homework. I got some too. Also add me and I'll add you!! I would like to meet some new friends. Bye.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

...Bacon Flavored Anything

Went shopping yesterday for a dress to wear to a wedding. I decided to give a few tips on shopping since that's what friends do. My shopping experiences are always terrible. I have at least ten pairs of shoes in my locker that I can't squeeze my feet into. I'm going to the wedding in a dress that happens to be see through. Wish me luck. Hopefully I won't meet the love of my life or have my picture taken. Okay so honestly I couldn't care less but my dad is so sure that someone will happen to take a picture of my panty line. My mom refuses to buy me a slip which I'm fine with because they're tight and sweaty. Hopefully the wedding is exciting enough to blog about but the only thing I'm really excited for is the chocolate fountain.
Here is a list of things to NEVER buy:
  • Bacon flavored anything
  • 2 in 1 anything
  • Macaroni lip balm
  • Bump its
  • Anything from a store with "Barn" in the name
  • Fake silver or cheap metals
  • Anything designed in France and made in China (Bad combo)
  • Cheap Mascara
  • Sally Hanson Stick on Nails
  • Cheap Heels
  • Slip ons because crotches are fine, slip ons are so old fashioned and uncomfortable
  • V-necks (low cut is fine but v-necks totally give the saggy boob look)
  • Expensive underwear
  • Clothing on the Internet
  • Wool sweaters
  • Expensive tank tops
  • Anything from Victoria Secret unless you are showing them off (just buy panties at Macy's)
  • Teeth whiteners
  • Anything from infomercials
  • Shirts with weird sayings (they might seem funny.. they're not..sorry)
  • Big t-shirts to turn into dresses (buy a dress)
  • Blazers with shoulder pads
And here are my tips for shopping:
  • Buying something more expensive means paying for better quality (EXCEPT SUNGLASSES)
  • Shoes on the Internet will never be the right size
  • Never wear anything already used before you wash it
  • Thrift Stores are never a bad place to turn to. Vintage is very chic
  • Buy cotton one size bigger because it will shrink
  • Always try on things first
  • Don't buy anything that won't fit into your wardrobe otherwise you have to buy a whole new outfit
  • Never buy a dress one day before you need it
  • Don't buy things that you don't have a place to wear them
  • Wait a week, if you don't totally need it, you'll find it on clearance next week
  • Just because something is on clearance doesn't mean it's not cute
Hope my shopping tips help. Comment your tips or I might always show my panty line everywhere I go. Please help.

Friday, August 2, 2013

How to Be a Good Highschool Girlfriend: First Change Your Whole Life

How do you stand out with out being a freak? One day I left my hair curly and wore a pink sweatshirt. It was a new pink sweatshirt so I guess I looked sort of different. Apparently I looked so damn different that my boyfriend (now ex) forgot who I was. He wasn't joking... He walked up to me and friend and asked my friend "Where's your blonde friend?" HE WASN'T JOKING! I was standing right in front of him. We made eye contact. I asked one of my closest friends about it and he laughed for 5 minutes straight. It's hard to date a guy who forgets what you look like. I guess I've had the worst experiences with guys. It's like Selena Gomez curling her hair. YOU STILL KNOW IT'S SELENA. My girl scout leader, soccer coach, swim coach, softball coach, and volleyball coach never learned my name. Because of cheerleading I'm not aloud to dye my hair any weird colors. Which I guess is fine with me since I'd never do that anyway. It's hard to stand out. There are so many other blonde girls out there. Anyway talking about standing out is not what I want to do today because I have no advice for you. None. Sorry. I want to be able to help people survive but I can't. Honestly, my best advice right now is to blend in, smile, get good grades and avoid anyone with the name of the mean girl in your dreams (she's usually mean in real life too.) I wanted to talk about you. Well not you, you, but more specifically how to be a good girl in all situations.
  1. In School:
  • Remember teachers hear and see everything
  • If you decide to wear revealing clothing to school make sure you look good. Those guys who keep looking and smiling at you might be making fun of you
  • Be super nice to all of your teachers so if you don't do your homework they'll let it slip. You don't have to be a teacher's pet but you can say hello to them everyday
  • Never kiss, hug, or have sex anywhere near school because they will call your parents and describe in colorful detail exactly what you were doing
  • Never say anything behind any ones back and never gossip. The person you are gossiping about will find out and the next day you could find out that you secretly have butt pimples
   2. At Home:
  • Remember parents always win. It's useless to fight with them. Accept the punishment and deal because if you piss them off your punishment will be a lot worse
  • If they won't let you wear what you want don't push it. Bring the clothes you really want to wear in your backpack and change at school. This goes for makeup and piercings too
  • Always clean your room. It sucks but even if you don't have food in there little rats can nest in the corners and you'll never know. My brother can tell you from first hand experience
  • If one of your chores is to clean the bathroom, CLEAN IT. I went to my friends house for a sleepover and  she had poop on the side of her toilet. WHO POOPS THERE? Gross
  • Never hide anything in your room. Your parents will find it
  • Never do anything you don't want your parents to find out about because they usually will... unless you are very talented... unlike me  
   3. Being a Girlfriend of a High schooler
  • Don't buy him anything, ever
  • Never accept gifts that aren't edible or won't die
  • Never let him talk about video games (if you do he'll never stop)
  • Don't talk about him to his friends
  • Don't control what he eats
  • Don't flirt with his friends
  • Don't take pictures of him
  • Never make statuses about your relationship because then when you break up you have to delete them all and it takes for ever
  • Don't tell him what do do
  • Don't try to help him do better in school
  • Never brag
  • Don't complain
  • Don't discuss things you really like because you don't want him putting them down
  • Don't discuss political views
  • Don't discuss religious views
  • Treat him like he's the only guy you'll ever love
  • If he treats you like your his bitch, this is normal
  • Never cook him something. He will insult it because he's trying to be funny
  • Never ask him if your fat
  • Never ask him his opinion on anything
  • Don't ask him what he wants to do tell him what he's going to do
  • Never tease him in front of his friends
  • Don't burp, fart or sweat near him
  • Never tell him you love him unless he tells you first
  • If he does tell you he's loves you and you don't know if you love him back say you do anyway unless you want a huge fight
Being a girlfriend sucks sometimes. It's the price you chose to pay. Good luck