When Choosing Mr. Right

There are rumors that my sleazy ex boyfriend is getting dumped which serves him right. Today I'm going to be talking about guys. Yes, this is very surprising. Realized that there is no perfect guys in high school. I also have some experience with college guys, and let me just say that they aren't all that great either. I talked to this one guy who told me that is was totally reasonable that I was dumped because I accept homosexual marriage. How is this reasonable? Listened to sophomore boys talk about poop which was rather disturbing. Guys always blame girls for fishing for compliments when they are equally as guilty! I'm going out with this one guy who talks about all the nice stuff he does for girls. How about shutting up and actually carrying out your plans?
I'm also seeing 2 college students at the moment. 1 seems like a total fruitcake. Do guys usually tell you they're in love with your hair? Everything he says is a compliment. He wants to take me star gazing in his pickup. Can't get any more Tumble than that right there. He's also only 5 foot 6. Guess I'm leaving the heels at home. Going out to my favorite restaurant with him tomorrow. Praying everything goes well.
I have a date tonight with the other college boy. Although I'm not totally sure it's a date. He thinks I am too young for him which is hilarious because my IQ could eat the average college students' IQ for breakfast. Okay, so not really, but I am highly intelligent. He and I are going out to a concert tonight. No dinner though which irritates me slightly but I guess he's really trying to hammer in the whole "just friends" thing which is rather fine with me since I'm seeing 2 other guys right now.
Was just on TV so guess I'm doing pretty well for myself. One day I'll find someone who isn't intimidated by my brains, thinks that I'm beautiful, and doesn't act like a submissive puppy.
I am still in love with my ex. I know it's dumb since he broke my heart and he still doesn't want me back, but I never shut up about him. I'm always looking at him. Those dumb blue eyes of his, that red hair, those pink lips. I hate him for hurting me, but I guess we'll always want we cannot have. How do married couples work? Do they actually love each other or did they settle because they couldn't reach perfection? Will we all just end up settling for someone. In the end do betterflies really matter or should we really be searching for someone to care for us and treat us well. Someone who will take care of us when we're sick and keep us warm in bed at night. Are butterflies just stress sickness? Can there be love without that awkward turning sensation in our stomachs? Should we be searching for compatibility or for weak knees?
Your Love Sick Teenage Partner in Crime,
Shae Vin

To Land a Man in 2 Weeks

My life has been a total roller coaster of emotion lately. Some days I am totally happy and everything is going awesome but then the next day it seems like everything is just terrible. No, I am not bipolar for all of you out there who are trying to psychoanalyze me. I am just a teenage girl. I discovered today that the fish (my ex's girlfriend that he dumped me for) can sing. I hate that she's better than me. Don't get me wrong, I don't miss him, I miss the happy relationship. He broke my heart and hurt my pride. Oh well, at least I can be satisfied by my TV interview next week. I'm going to be on the news. I just wish he felt my pain. I still haven't found anyone to drag to my upcoming jazz concert. It's 2 weeks away.
I smell like sweat. I hate this sweater.
I have a few guys that I am thinking of right now...

1. Mister Mourning
Tall blonde with beautiful eyes and a sweet personality. He has a vehicle which would be awesome but he has been recently dumped and it would be near impossible to convince him even if I mentioned it was a totally platonic date

2. Muscle Man
He's 24 so this would be nothing more than a friendship thing. He works with my mom as a nurse. Nursing can be considered a noble profession? Whatever, I don't buy into those sexist stereotypes. He's hot and has a car, but since there is no possible chance of romance I'm not sure I want to go with him

3. The Invisible One
I've never actually seen him in real life and don't actually know if he has a vehicle. I know that he's attractive and into music. We don't talk much but I'm not excluding him from my list

4. Cupcake In a Cup Boy

Coffee Cupcake
While not a drink, I thought it best fit today's theme 

He sits behind me in math and I've used my best flirting on him. Everyday I ask him what he made in his cooking class the previous hour. He's single for sure because I used one of my best lines: "Your girlfriend is lucky to have a man who can cook for her." He totally blushed and admitted to being single. Not sure if he has a car though. He also has short teeth. Is that a reason not to like someone? I'm keeping him as a possibility

To the person who left me a comment:
Although I appreciate you taking the time to leave me a message I don't think I can just let love happen. Nothing has been accomplished by doing nothing. Love doesn't just happen. You have to go and find it. While just waiting for it to happen seems like the more desirable, poetic option, life isn't just going to find me a soul mate. I have to go find him. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have four viable options and two weeks!