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What can you contract from kissing?
- Colds- You probably already knew that you could get colds from other people. Many different viruses can cause colds. Just make sure that whoever you're kissing isn't sick. Runny noses and raspy coughs are really obnoxious.
- Glandular Fever- This is literally known as the kissing disease. It's spread through saliva and causes infection on contact (ew)
- Warts!- YES! Oral warts can be spread through kissing. This is more likely if the person has recently had warts. This is why kissing random guys at parties may not be the safest thing to do. You don't know him or his mouth history.
- Herpes Infection- Basically viruses such as chicken pox and cold sores. Cold sores are reoccurring where as chicken pox are a one time thing. Cold sores can be spread even when they have already healed. Chicken pox will spread air borne as well soooo just avoid people who have it unless you've already had it (I'm still hiding from it)
- Hepatitis B- This is extremely rare to get, because the disease is passed through blood more than saliva, but don't kiss people who have open sores around their mouths unless you are completely sure that they have no history of disease.
This information on kissing was found from the Better Health Channel. Click the URL for more: http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Kissing_and_your_health?open
Okay! Now we are done with the serious kissing stuff. Just avoid kissing sick people, get vaccinations, and know the nasty stuff. Now let's move on to my kissing experiences. I'm kind of an expert when it comes to kissing.
- *Mitch- He was my first kiss, but it was in third grade so I can't really rate it. I was making faces at him an he turned around really fast.
- *Devon- Devon was my first boyfriend and my first intentional kiss. He had a really minty mouth and never went anywhere with out breath mints (+). His kisses were really spit filled though. He had really active saliva glands. Is that a thing? (-). His overall rating was a 6. Minty is good, too much saliva is bad!
- *Zig- There was no real good things about his kissing. He kept bumping my teeth. Rating is 5. Please know what your teeth are doing! Bumping teeth hurts!
- *Simon- He was a lip sucker. Not just one lip but both. He sucked both of my lips in his mouth. This is not okay. Rating is a 5. There is no contest to see how much of some one's lips you can fit in your mouth!
- *Tim- I don't remember how his kisses were. He had virgin lips so I know they were pretty bad. He also talked about how he could taste my last meal. Ew! Overall rate is a 5. I snacked on boxes of mints before he came over. He kept tasting his own meals. Clean your mouth before kissing!
- *Leo- He had to throw up after kissing me and he kissed with his eyes open. Rating is a 4. Do not kiss someone if you are sick! Close your eyes! Kissing with your eyes open is so annoying!
- *Axel- I can't remember his kisses much. I can only remember that he hurt my back. He did this weird thing where he leaned over me until I almost fell over. Rating is 6. When kissing do not practice yoga! Thank you!
- *Jim- Rate is 3. Do not suffocate people with your tongue! That's all I can say. Don't do it. Stop. Stop it now.
- Drew- He kissed me spontaneously without asking (+) There were no butterflies so unfortunately he only scores a 7.5. Kiss spontaneously sometimes!
- The Christian Boy- He was a new kisser. I think virgin kissers can either be really good or really bad, You can easily mold them into a good kisser. His rating was an 8.5. Being a virgin kisser is not a bad thing! Flaunt it!
- The Nerd- Where to begin. He started slow (+). He licked my teeth (-). He attacked my face (-). He made awkward sucking sounds (-). There was too much saliva (-). He sucked my tongue (-). He bit my nose (-). Rating is 1. Start slow and romantic! Do not involve teeth in your kissing unless you are lip biting! Do not eat your partner's face! Try to make as little mouth sounds as possible! Do not bite their nose! Unless they're into that. I don't judge. Make sure they do before you go ahead and do it thought. because it can be really awkward.
- The Romantic- He knew how to lip bite, but his nose always got in the way. I'm not sure if you can control the size of your nose. His rating is a 7.5. Always bite lip! Only the lower lip though!
- My Sailor- Talk about romantic movie kisses. Slow can be a plus, but when things get heated it's okay to go a little faster. His rating is a 9. Slow, calculate kisses with lip biting are really good! Keep pace!
- The Lifeguard- If you are taller than your partner you need to know how to adjust. They can't do anything. It's all on you. Also if you're going to be in the sun, use chap stick! His rating is 6.
- Mr. Player- He had nice clean hair and a little bit of facial hair. I give him a 7.5. He wasn't the best kisser ever, and his lips were chapped. Rating is a 7. Clean your hair! A little stubble is sexy (Little tip to my very few male readers)! PLEASE, PLEASE WEAR CHAP STICK! (Not the medical type stuff. Use something with a minty flavor (guys) or a lip gloss (girls))
- The Gremlin- Too much hair gel and I couldn't run my fingers through his hair. His lips were soft though. His rating is an 8. There is such thing as too much gel!
I hope my experience gives a little advice on how to properly kiss. Let's do a quick summary. Kissing can cause nasty stuff. Know who you are kissing. Practice oral hygiene. Do not involve teeth in kissing unless you are lip biting. Do not attack the person's face. Do not use an excessive amount of tongue. Move your hands a little bit. The more heated the more you can move. Know your partner's boundaries and your's so you know when to slow down a little bit. Close your eyes, relax, and enjoy.
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